阿米's WORLD

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
 
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as  NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.
 
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
 
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail.
 
What can I do?
 
Signed,
Desperate Woman
 
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DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
 
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
 
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
 
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)
 
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
 
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend:  Cooking 3.0 and  Hot Looks 7.7.
 
Good Luck Madam!
Tech Support
 
Regards,
Bhavesh